A publishing house eagerly awaits BoJack's memoirs, but he hasn't even started yet. His agent/ex and his publisher try to talk him into working with a ghost writer, but BoJack's too despondent about being washed up to focus.
In a bout of drunken jealousy toward Mr. Peanutbutter, BoJack steals the "D" from the Hollywood sign for Diane. Meanwhile, Todd finds himself juggling two very demanding dates.
Princess Carolyn tries to have it all and prove she's the best agent in the biz, while Bojack, Todd, and Vanessa Gecko make it as difficult as possible.