Flight of the Conchords (2007– )

Brian Sergent: New Zealand Prime Minister Brian

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• New Zealand Prime Minister Brian : Bret, what can you bring?

  Bret : I can make half a dozen croutons.

  New Zealand Prime Minister Brian : Half a dozen? Do you think you could go higher than half a dozen?

  Bret : 900?

  Murray : They'd be very small. Almost like crumbs.

  New Zealand Prime Minister Brian : 900? No, I think that's too many. Try and split the difference. Try and come down from 900 but up from six or seven.

  Bret : I could probably make 15 croutons, if you like.

  New Zealand Prime Minister Brian : Excellent. Excellent idea. You're showing promise, young man.